Angela

This was more entertaining than I thought it would be

Thu, 02 Mar 2006 14:45:35 GMT

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Angela!

Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Angela.
Angela invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Angela!
Angela has a memory span of three seconds.
Angela can drink over 25 gallons of water at a time!
Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with Angela.
Angela cannot swim.
Angela can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
India tested its first nuclear Angela in 1974.
In Chinese, the sound 'Angela' means 'bite the wax tadpole'!

Sat, 10 Dec 2005 19:33:10 GMT

Three bottles of wine + two movies (that we didn't pay attention to) + Sarah = FUN!

Mon, 05 Dec 2005 04:59:52 GMT

shitcock.

sarah had a dream that jeremy dumped her for a guy. and... they slept in her bedroom and there was a dead baby crawling up her butt, but she couldn't scream or move and oh man, it was awful.

damn.

Edit: I did not post this entry, somebody hijacked my journal. I'll give you all one guess of who it was.

Fri, 25 Nov 2005 21:22:04 GMT

PARTY AT MINE, STEVE, SARAH, AND JEREMY'S ON SATURDAY! BE THERE! COMMENT IF YOU NEED AN ADDRESS/DIRECTIONS.

Edit: Someone needs to drive Kim over to my house for this party. So, anyone that is from the Chesterfield/New Baltimore area that wants to drive Kim over here (Royal Oak) please either comment on this entry or comment in batteredstar's journal. Thank you and have a nice day.

Edit #2: Nevermind, she's already here. Waaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy too early. But, whateva.

Tue, 22 Nov 2005 06:40:39 GMT

PARTY AT MINE, STEVE, SARAH, AND JEREMY'S ON SATURDAY! BE THERE! COMMENT IF YOU NEED AN ADDRESS/DIRECTIONS.

This is totally inaccurate

Fri, 14 Oct 2005 19:30:38 GMT

The Sudden Departure
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLMf)

Sweet. Dear. Loving. At Gate 18. Final call.

You are The Sudden Departure.

You've been in a lot of serious relationships. More than a few have ended ugly. Uglily. Whatever. Our guess is that you're a really fantastic girl who doesn't really know what she wants, and you've broken a few hearts as a result. You fall for people easily, and you enjoy the feeling of falling in love, but once you're there, either boredom or the old "grass is greener" syndrome sets in. The mind wanders, and with it goes the flesh. And then the toiletries.

Your exact opposite:
The Intern

Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer

We know you're not the classic "love 'em and leave 'em" type, at least not in a purely sexual sense. You have too many serious bonding tendencies for that. But even though you're theoretically looking to settle down, you don't settle long on one person. "Serial monogamist" is probably something you hear a lot. "Emotionally loose" is another way to put it. To the poor guys eating your dust and sniffing your panties, it doesn't really make much difference. Of course, it's not really your fault that people get hurt. You have every right to move on when you choose.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Backrubber, The Gentleman

CONSIDER: The Vapor Trail, someone just like you

Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
My profile name: stuuupidpoet

Crazy

Thu, 11 Aug 2005 19:39:04 GMT

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6448213/did/8888579/

Hahaha, this is awesome!!!

Fri, 11 Mar 2005 20:13:32 GMT

It's a tampon holder!!

Check this out

Fri, 11 Mar 2005 14:10:47 GMT

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Fri, 11 Jun 2004 13:36:16 GMT

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Wed, 25 Jun 2003 22:41:10 GMT

Hey, I'm selling my car it's a '91 Saturn 156,000 miles on it. I'll take $1,000 or best offer. If you know anyone that would be interested give me a call at (586)598-5827 or my cell phone (586)549-0782.

FIELD DAY FESTIVAL TICKETS FOR SALE

Fri, 30 May 2003 16:31:16 GMT

See such great artists as: Sigur Ros, Radiohead, Elliott Smith, Beck, and MORE. If you would like these tickets, face value, no service charge, please email me @ pjgallag@umd.umich.edu (These tickets are two day passes with no camping, so bring a big car, and they are for Saturday and Sunday, June 7th and 8th, respectively).

You will be sad when you don't go, much like I am, but you don't have to be. So please, take advantage of me, use me and steal from me. I don't mind. Have a nice day.

With deepest sincerity,
Patrick Gallagher

About the zoo......

Sun, 15 Dec 2002 02:16:56 GMT

So, I talked to Simone. We're all supposed to meet at the zoo at 10 AM, front entrance. If anyone wants to go and needs a ride, just give me a call on my cell phone (586)549-0782 anytime tonight.

Christine, I'll be there at 9:30.

Mon, 19 Aug 2002 23:24:44 GMT

I had sooooooo much fun today with Sammy. Shes the coolest girl I know. Yup. By far the coolest person I know.mmhmm

Mon, 12 Aug 2002 05:33:13 GMT

So...I'm looking through weird laws on the internet and I came across this:

Michigan- It is illegal for a woman to cut her hair without her husband's consent.

Betcha didn't know that one.

Sun, 11 Aug 2002 04:14:58 GMT

Me and Pat broke up.

Thu, 08 Aug 2002 04:25:43 GMT

I'm sitting here re-loading my friends page wondering "Why isn't anybody updating?" Then, I realized that I never really update. So.....here's a little update on my summer.

I'm still dating Pat. It's been a little over 2 months. ~~Things are going good with us. I'm a very lucky girl.~~ There's not much else to say about that.

I went to Tennessee for a week. Which wasn't as bad as I had anticipated. Actually, it wasn't bad at all.

I haven't been writing at all. I haven't been reading much either.

I've been on a diet for a few months now. I don't think I've lost any weight. Pat says I have. I think he's just saying that to be nice.

I already wrote about my whole hamster experience. Well, I returned the evil one. Now I just own the cute one.

Wow....my life is boring.

Satan is a rodent

Thu, 01 Aug 2002 22:41:06 GMT

Let me give you a little run through of my day.

Woke up at 6:15 to go babysit my incredibly annoying little cousins. Ended up getting there 10 minutes late. Which really wasn't a big deal because my Uncle Ralph is the friendliest guy alive and he didn't mind me being late. Ok, then at around 11:00 I came back home to get my brother Michael and to drive Vince to work. Then, me, my brother, and my cousins went to a pet store in Grosse Pointe so I could buy a second hamster. I bought her. She's even cuter than my first one. So, I brong her home, put her in the cage with my original hamster and watch as my first hamster (I will refer to her as Satan from now on) attacks my new little hamster. So, I freak out and call my mom. I put the new hamster (whose name is Lilo courtesy of Michael) in a big tupperware container and leave Satan in her cage.

Sooooo.......now I don't know what to do. I want to get rid of my first hamster. If any of you want her, you can have her. I won't even charge you. And she is actually cute, just a tad mean.

On an up note, Pat's dad is going out of town tomorrow :-D

Tue, 30 Jul 2002 04:57:54 GMT

I got this adorable little dwarf hamster today. Which you can all see a picture of in Kim's journal. It's kinda crazy though. It bit both of us and its eyes are red. But, hey, it's still cute.

Anyway, I need to think of a name for her. I was leaning towards Alice, but now I don't know. So if any of you have a suggestion, please let me know. Now remember, think evil....

Wed, 10 Jul 2002 20:13:37 GMT

Which Lilo & Stitch Character Are YOU?

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Thu, 27 Jun 2002 15:14:03 GMT

Kids suck. They are driving me nuts. Ahhhh! Oh man. I'm going crazy. At least I get to see Pat tonight :D
I need to get away. Go on a vacation or something. *sigh* I hate being 17.

Tue, 18 Jun 2002 02:43:06 GMT

take the non-offensive quiz.

and go to mewing.net. laura = great.

MA*SH

Mon, 17 Jun 2002 03:25:13 GMT

I will live in Shack.
I will drive a blue corvette.
I will marry Pat and have 3 kids.
I will be a psychologist in California.

Hm....everything except for the shack is fine with me.

Parents.....

Sun, 16 Jun 2002 04:47:56 GMT

I think my mother is going insane. Now, you all know how much I love her, but right now....geez...I don't even know. Yesterday she accused me of being selfish and self centered because I don't want to go with them to Tennessee. How that makes me selfish, I don't know.

This summer started out so well. I finally felt like I was growing up. Now, I feel like I'm ten again.

I have a feeling the only reason they're making me go is because I have a boyfriend. And they know I would have him over. It's ridiculous though. Three months from now I can move out and they won't even let me stay home alone for a week.

Thu, 13 Jun 2002 15:48:29 GMT

I'm sooooooo tired today. Blah....I need to stiop staying up til 4. And now I get to go to work

Anyway...I have no idea what's going on today. Kim....I'm gonna call you around 5. I can't believe we haven't talked since....Tuesday? Craziness. I gotta fill you in.

So...yeah...off to work!!!